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The Lighter Side of Sleep
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years eating.
- Arnold Bennett Insomniacs don't sleep because they worry about it, and they worry about it because they don't sleep.
- Franklin Adams He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
- Fred Allen The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.
- Austin O'Malley My life's dream has been a perpetual nightmare.
- Voltaire A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
- Wystan Auden The only time most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
- Wilson Mizner I never sleep comfortably except when I am at a sermon.
- Francois Rabelais Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
- Albert Camus